Mommy Cusses funny plush (Parental discretion advised

(Parental discretion advised

or keep it for yourself—you’ve earned it

and the mug

Giant Microbe Stuffed Sperm Toy

or your favorite Pinot Grigio

Mommy Cusses funny plush (Parental discretion advisedAh, motherhoodthe magical journey where you're expected to raise a tiny human *and* remember where you left your coffee (spoiler: its cold now and in the microwave). For all the new ish moms out there teetering between laughter and a total meltdown, Mommy Cusses is your hilarious, no filter lifeline. This is not your average parenting book. Heck, its not really a book at allits more like your brutally honest, slightly unhinged mom friend shoved into