I'm Just a MOM Trying Not to Raise Assholes — Carved Sign Color:Weathered Gray 🪶 Designed in Kentucky ·

🪶 Designed in Kentucky · Made in the USA

on the wall with all three periods intact — because each word earned its own full stop

this crewneck captures the ultimate Dog Dad mood: "I'm cold

Three sizes fit shower-door trim to statement wall

Please Leave by 9PM — deep-cut into solid Kentucky wood

I'm Just a MOM Trying Not to Raise Assholes — Carved Sign Color:Weathered Gray 🪶 Designed in Kentucky ·The Mom Trying Not to Raise Assholes Sign Parenting's Real Mission Statement Forget the parenting books; the actual job description fits on one board. This carved mom trying not to raise assholes sign states it plainly I'm Just a MOM Trying Not to Raise Assholes deep cut into solid Kentucky wood for every mother fighting the good fight one please and thank you at a time. Honesty, Carved Permanent A mission this real doesn't belong on a fading print.